Rated: General - all ages
Summary: Complete crack!fic; Alex Rider: The Fairy Tale. Oh, c'mon, it was bound to happen sooner or later!
Categories: Crack, Slash , Humour
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Completed: No • Words: 6484 • Views: 1244
Other Results: 4 Challenges
Stories
[Report This] Published: 19/02/2009 Updated: 19/02/2009
Rated: Not suitable for young children
Summary: The intruder roughly shook Cub. "If Alex Rider doesn't speak up then I will shoot this kid."
Categories: Humour
Characters: Alex Rider, K Unit, Wolf
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 2161 • Views: 882
Summary: The intruder roughly shook Cub. "If Alex Rider doesn't speak up then I will shoot this kid."
Categories: Humour
Characters: Alex Rider, K Unit, Wolf
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 2161 • Views: 882
[Report This] Published: 22/07/2009 Updated: 22/07/2009
Rated: Not suitable for young children
Summary: Ian has but one question for his captor. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenges.
Categories: Humour, Crack
Characters: Yassen Gregorovich, Ian Rider
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 625 • Views: 293
Summary: Ian has but one question for his captor. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenges.
Categories: Humour, Crack
Characters: Yassen Gregorovich, Ian Rider
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 625 • Views: 293
[Report This] Published: 29/06/2009 Updated: 29/06/2009
Rated: Not suitable for young children
Summary: Alex Rider has been in SAS for two year. Ever since Jack was killed by Scorpia. Alex was only 14 at the time and had to leave everything behind. He is now 16 and MI6 decided to send thirty student from his old school to SAS for an experiment. WIll Alex be able to keep his cover? (Cross posted on Fanficion.net)
Categories: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Mystery, Humour
Characters: Alex Rider
Warnings: Character death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: No • Words: 672 • Views: 169
Summary: Alex Rider has been in SAS for two year. Ever since Jack was killed by Scorpia. Alex was only 14 at the time and had to leave everything behind. He is now 16 and MI6 decided to send thirty student from his old school to SAS for an experiment. WIll Alex be able to keep his cover? (Cross posted on Fanficion.net)
Categories: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Mystery, Humour
Characters: Alex Rider
Warnings: Character death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: No • Words: 672 • Views: 169
[Report This] Published: 07/08/2010 Updated: 08/08/2010
Rated: General - all ages
Summary: In which Alex is cloned and doesn't like it one bit. One-shot with a side of Alex/Tom.
Categories: *Fests & challenges* > Spy Fest 2010, Crack, Humour
Characters: Alex Rider, Fox (Ben Daniels), K Unit, Tom Harris, Wolf, Yassen Gregorovich
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 1745 • Views: 150
Summary: In which Alex is cloned and doesn't like it one bit. One-shot with a side of Alex/Tom.
Categories: *Fests & challenges* > Spy Fest 2010, Crack, Humour
Characters: Alex Rider, Fox (Ben Daniels), K Unit, Tom Harris, Wolf, Yassen Gregorovich
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 1745 • Views: 150
[Report This] Published: 10/06/2010 Updated: 10/06/2010
Rated: General - all ages
Summary: Coincidence can be a bitch. But maybe sometimes, it's not really coincidence at all. Maybe things were meant to work out a certain way. And maybe it's exactly what you need. AU Post-Scorpia. Jack/Wolf
Categories: Angst, Friendship, Romance, Humour
Characters: Alex Rider, Jack Starbright, Wolf
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: No • Words: 1973 • Views: 200
Summary: Coincidence can be a bitch. But maybe sometimes, it's not really coincidence at all. Maybe things were meant to work out a certain way. And maybe it's exactly what you need. AU Post-Scorpia. Jack/Wolf
Categories: Angst, Friendship, Romance, Humour
Characters: Alex Rider, Jack Starbright, Wolf
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: No • Words: 1973 • Views: 200
[Report This] Published: 19/06/2009 Updated: 19/06/2009
Rated: General - all ages
Summary: Alex comes across fanfiction and it leads to unexpected consequences.
Categories: Crack, Humour
Characters: Alex Rider
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 1438 • Views: 147
Summary: Alex comes across fanfiction and it leads to unexpected consequences.
Categories: Crack, Humour
Characters: Alex Rider
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 1438 • Views: 147
[Report This] Published: 21/12/2009 Updated: 21/12/2009
Rated: Restricted - no under 16s
Summary: Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Categories: Action/Adventure, Angst, Friendship, Humour
Characters: Alan Blunt, Fox (Ben Daniels), Tom Harris, Tulip Jones, Alex Rider, Derek Smithers, Jack Starbright, Wolf
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 [Table of Contents]
Completed: No • Words: 49959 • Views: 1753
Summary: Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Categories: Action/Adventure, Angst, Friendship, Humour
Characters: Alan Blunt, Fox (Ben Daniels), Tom Harris, Tulip Jones, Alex Rider, Derek Smithers, Jack Starbright, Wolf
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 [Table of Contents]
Completed: No • Words: 49959 • Views: 1753
[Report This] Published: 08/06/2009 Updated: 21/11/2009
Rated: Restricted - no under 16s
Summary: What do you get when you add scheming schoolboys, paranoid spooks, and the most awesome webcomic in the world? A good time!
Categories: Friendship, Humour, Crack
Characters: Alan Blunt, John Crawley, Tom Harris, Tulip Jones, Alex Rider, Jack Starbright
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 7932 • Views: 204
Summary: What do you get when you add scheming schoolboys, paranoid spooks, and the most awesome webcomic in the world? A good time!
Categories: Friendship, Humour, Crack
Characters: Alan Blunt, John Crawley, Tom Harris, Tulip Jones, Alex Rider, Jack Starbright
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 7932 • Views: 204
[Report This] Published: 14/06/2009 Updated: 14/06/2009
Rated: General - all ages
Summary: A few people that took part in Alex's initiation into the spy world come over to Alex's house for a fun-filled movie night showcasing Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker. Well... they aren't too amused. In fact, that would be the understatement of the century.
Categories: Crack, Parody, Humour
Characters: Alan Blunt, Yassen Gregorovich, Tom Harris, Tulip Jones, Mr Grin, Alex Rider, Herod Sayle, Nadia Vole
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 1840 • Views: 205
Summary: A few people that took part in Alex's initiation into the spy world come over to Alex's house for a fun-filled movie night showcasing Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker. Well... they aren't too amused. In fact, that would be the understatement of the century.
Categories: Crack, Parody, Humour
Characters: Alan Blunt, Yassen Gregorovich, Tom Harris, Tulip Jones, Mr Grin, Alex Rider, Herod Sayle, Nadia Vole
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 1840 • Views: 205
[Report This] Published: 16/06/2009 Updated: 17/06/2009
Rated: General - all ages
Summary: Alex Rider, teenage spy, is about to meet his match. As he travels to Australia to become involved with the AIS, an officially non-existent intelligence agency, he meets a fifteen year old orphan, one of AIS's best agents...
Categories: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Humour
Characters: Alan Blunt, Original Female character
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Completed: No • Words: 5383 • Views: 29
Summary: Alex Rider, teenage spy, is about to meet his match. As he travels to Australia to become involved with the AIS, an officially non-existent intelligence agency, he meets a fifteen year old orphan, one of AIS's best agents...
Categories: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Humour
Characters: Alan Blunt, Original Female character
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Completed: No • Words: 5383 • Views: 29
[Report This] Published: 12/07/2010 Updated: 12/07/2010
Rated: General - all ages
Summary: SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen.
Categories: Humour, Slash
Characters: Yassen Gregorovich, Alex Rider, Wolf
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 2734 • Views: 783
Summary: SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen.
Categories: Humour, Slash
Characters: Yassen Gregorovich, Alex Rider, Wolf
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 2734 • Views: 783
[Report This] Published: 19/02/2009 Updated: 19/02/2009
Rated: General - all ages
Summary: Alex Rider and K-Unit should not be mixed. Ever.
Categories: Humour
Characters: Wolf
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Completed: No • Words: 19720 • Views: 1269
Summary: Alex Rider and K-Unit should not be mixed. Ever.
Categories: Humour
Characters: Wolf
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Completed: No • Words: 19720 • Views: 1269
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2009 Updated: 11/03/2009
Rated: General - all ages
Summary: A sort of sequel to "The Art of Lying" OneShot
Categories: Humour
Characters: Alex Rider, K Unit
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 666 • Views: 100
Summary: A sort of sequel to "The Art of Lying" OneShot
Categories: Humour
Characters: Alex Rider, K Unit
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 666 • Views: 100
[Report This] Published: 31/05/2011 Updated: 31/05/2011
Rated: Restricted - no under 16s
Summary: I'd seen many things in my run as Sergeant of Brecon Beacons...but this just took the cake.
Categories: Friendship, Humour
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 1253 • Views: 66
Summary: I'd seen many things in my run as Sergeant of Brecon Beacons...but this just took the cake.
Categories: Friendship, Humour
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 1253 • Views: 66
[Report This] Published: 10/04/2012 Updated: 10/04/2012